I know what you're thinking: "I came here to read about Rampage, a movie about giant monster animals, and so far you've barely mentioned any giant monster animals." That's fine — I was just saving the best for last. To be honest, the appearance of these genetically-mutated creatures is just the icing on this death-defying cake.
How does Davis, a normal human being, manage to survive a fight between not one, but three 30-foot animals? And not just any animals, but a gorilla, a wolf, and a crocodile? A freakin' CROCODILE? As I've said many times before, I don't have the slightest idea. But unsurprisingly, Davis is able to take on all three animals at the same time and come out unscathed.
If someone can let me know what he has for breakfast each morning (green juice? Horse pill-sized vitamins? Gasoline?) that would be great. In the meantime, I'm going to go back to the theater and watch Davis do it all over again.
