Ever Wondered What It Would Be Like if Queer Eye's Fab 5 Made Over Harry Potter's Hagrid?

If you, for some strange reason, sat down to watch the recently released second season of Queer Eye and couldn't help but imagine what it would be like if the Fab Five — Karamo Brown, Antoni Porowski, Bobby Berk, Tan France, and Jonathan Van Ness — ended up in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter universe one day, then we have great news. Twitter user @andlikelaura did the world a favor when she tweeted an imaginary setup for an episode of Queer Eye that sees Rubeus Hagrid as the show's latest makeover-ee. Not only does the tweet nail what Jonathan would say to the tall, hairy character ("You are giving me so much sexy mountain man face, I can't even"), but the rest of the internet helpfully chimed in with Harry Potter-themed takes of their own.

The fictional episode that started it all . . .

Then the internet took it a step further by imagining if Jonathan Van Ness WAS Hagrid . . .

Of course, everyone also had to figure out which Hogwarts Houses the Fab Five belong to . . .

And, finally, someone brainstormed the ultimate ode to Tan France.