Can We Take a Minute to Talk About Ambrose on Chilling Adventures of Sabrina? I Have Feelings

It's a dark world in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, but even with the Church of Night, a lethal villain, and a misogynistic high school principal, there's one bright light at the end of this dismal tunnel: Ambrose Spellman. Cousin to our favorite blond witch, the British warlock is described as "witty, puckish, and pan-sexual," though I would add "ridiculously attractive" to that description in a hot second. Generally serving as the voice of reason in the Spellman household, Ambrose alternates between giving Sabrina sage advice when she desperately needs it and causing mischief with his own wild decisions — like using astral projection to make a date.

Though Ambrose looks young — actor Chance Perdomo is in his early 20s — he's literally an old soul, since warlocks and witches can live well into their hundreds and he's been under house arrest for quite some time now. Maybe that's why everything he does seems so worldly. From his numerous house robes, his propensity to lounge on any surface, and that crooked grin, Ambrose fully has me under his spell. And I know Chilling Adventures fans are right there with me. So let's join hands witches and warlocks, and let's savor him together.

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When He Moves Multiple Parts of His Body at Once Because He's Talented Like That
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When He Moves Multiple Parts of His Body at Once Because He's Talented Like That

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When He Smirks at the Chance to Cause Mischief
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When He Smirks at the Chance to Cause Mischief

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When He's Panicking and Executes the Perfect Dramatic Exit
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When He's Panicking and Executes the Perfect Dramatic Exit

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When He's Trying to Eat, but You Know You're the Only Snack He Needs
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When He's Trying to Eat, but You Know You're the Only Snack He Needs

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When the Slip of His Robe Makes Your Breath Hitch
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When the Slip of His Robe Makes Your Breath Hitch

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When You're Mesmerized by His Card Handling
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When You're Mesmerized by His Card Handling

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When He Manages to Make These Work Glasses Look Good
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When He Manages to Make These Work Glasses Look Good

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When He's So Damn Smooth, You Know It's Magic
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When He's So Damn Smooth, You Know It's Magic

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When He Meets a Bad Witch, and You Just Wish You Were In the Middle
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When He Meets a Bad Witch, and You Just Wish You Were In the Middle

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When He's Swearing on Satan's Claw, but You're Into It
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When He's Swearing on Satan's Claw, but You're Into It

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When He's Just Trying to Have a Good Time . . .
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When He's Just Trying to Have a Good Time . . .

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. . . and You're Leaning Forward in Your Seat . . .
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. . . and You're Leaning Forward in Your Seat . . .

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And He's Gotta Go Save His Family
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And He's Gotta Go Save His Family

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When He's Being Messy, as Usual
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When He's Being Messy, as Usual

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When He Looks So Earnest and Good
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When He Looks So Earnest and Good

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Those Big Brown Eyes!!
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Those Big Brown Eyes!!

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When He's Just Waking Up . . .
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When He's Just Waking Up . . .

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. . . and the Sun Hits Him Just Right
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. . . and the Sun Hits Him Just Right

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When He's Just . . . Look at him!
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When He's Just . . . Look at him!

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When He's With Bae, and You Aren't Even Mad
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When He's With Bae, and You Aren't Even Mad

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When They're So Cute, You Have to Sigh
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When They're So Cute, You Have to Sigh

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When You're Ready For Your Dark Baptism Just For This Face
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When You're Ready For Your Dark Baptism Just For This Face