I Went to The Bachelor Live on Stage, and We Need to TALK, Bachelor Nation

You have weeks to fall for the Bachelor on TV but less than three hours to fall for the live show's lead. And apart from Ben and Becca, he's the biggest cast member! Our leading man in Portland (this isn't him) seemed to be depending on the audience to tell him who to pick more than letting his heart guide him. I would have preferred a guy who was taking the process more seriously.

I know how I sound, OK? I get it.