Phil Weston has always been a disappointment to his father, Buck Weston (Robert Duvall). As a father himself, Phil has inherited his father's competitiveness and wants his equally un-athletic son Sam to win. Serving as Sam's soccer coach, Phil hopes to take the last-place team all the way to the championship to defeat his father.
Memorable quotes:
- "I am angry. I'm like a large tornado of anger, swirling about."
- "No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!"
- "All in good time, Connor. But in the event the pizzas don't arrive, I have already made the decision . . . that we will eat Byong Sun."
- "Mike Ditka scares me! Have you ever looked into his eyes? Or at his hair?"
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