It's Written in the Stars! Here's Your Schitt's Creek Counterpart, According to the Zodiac

Stevie is a true-blue Scorpio — complicated and emotionally layered. Scorpios may come off as tough, stubborn, and acerbic at first, but they prove to be passionate leaders and loyal friends. Stevie is always there as a resourceful business partner for Johnny and a devoted pal to David, even if both Roses may be hard to understand at times. Heck, she even entertains Moira as Sally Bowles in Cabaret. And her incredible performance just goes to show how expressive this scorpion can really be beneath that air of mystery.