"The fifth season kicks off with Johnny sharing a brief phone call with Moira, who's away filming The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening. David, Alexis, and Stevie try on her precious wigs — a move they'd never get away with if she were in town, obviously — and chime in on the call. I can't quite pinpoint why, but seeing David in that blond wig with blunt bangs makes me chuckle every time, especially when he says, 'Oh my god, that's so embarrassing. You must feel ridiculous,' to Johnny after Moira hangs up on him. It's one of his finest facial expression moments." — VM
