Laura Dern, the Haim Sisters, and More Star in Taylor Swift's "Bejeweled" Video

Dern stars as Swift's evil, jewelry-dripping "Stepmommy" who hilariously calls her a "tired tacky wench" and forbids her from attending the ball. After the music video debut, the actor gave Swift a shoutout on Instagram, writing, "Thank you to my director @taylorswift for inviting me to join her party and celebrate her triumph!!" The Oscar winner is known for her roles in the Jurassic Park and Star Wars franchises, "Big Little Lies," "Wild at Heart," "Enlightened," "Little Women," and so much more.

Este, Danielle, and Alana Haim dole out insult after insult while portraying Swift's treacherous stepsisters, but in real life, they're thrilled about their inclusion in the visual. "Hey @taylorswift YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE WHOLE PLACE SHIMMER. WE LOVE U," they wrote on Instagram, sharing a photo of them on set together. The Grammy-nominated trio has been close with Swift for years, even bringing her on stage during a concert in London this summer.

Von Teese shows off her dancing skills as Swift's so-called Fairy Goddess, teaching her a burlesque routine on stage in a super-sized martini glass, naturally. Nicknamed the Queen of Burlesque, Von Teese also recently appeared in the film "Don't Worry Darling."

Dame McGrath appears as Queen Pat, fanning herself on a throne seated between portraits of Zoë Kravitz and Sam Dew. The British makeup artist has worked with Swift in the past, recently executing her crystal winged eyeliner and red lipstick look for the MTV VMAs, and, of course, doing her shimmering makeup for the "Bejeweled" music video.

A wig-clad Antonoff gets down on one knee and proposes to Swift as Prince Jack, only for Swift to ghost him and take the castle for herself. Swift referred to Antonoff as her "partner in Midnights mayhem" on Instagram because he helped her produce the studio album.

Early pops up in the video as Chad, one of Swift's two sons, who milks her fame for his own selfish purposes. The comedian is perhaps most known for portraying the similarly egotistical Elliot Goss in HBO Max's "Search Party" from 2016 to 2022, though he's also made memorable appearances in shows like "30 Rock," "Broad City," "Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later," and "Close Enough."

Ellis basically serves as a living Easter egg while portraying Swift's daughter-in-law Kimber, wearing a curly blond wig and the black dress from her 2009 "Fearless Tour." Known to "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" fans as the waitress whose name is never revealed, Ellis also played Nick Miller's ex-girlfriend Caroline in "New Girl" and has had recurring roles in "Santa Clarita Diet," "The Grinder," "Perfect Couples," and more.

Birbiglia shines as Preston, Swift's other son and Kimber's husband, who reads the will aloud at the funeral. The day the music video dropped, the actor raved about the experience on Instagram Stories, writing, "Most fun day ever. We were laughing all day and Taylor is an incredible director. Obv." With several of his own comedy specials through the years, Birbiglia also portrayed Danny Pearson in "Orange Is the New Black," Oscar Langstraat in "Billions," and Tom in "Trainwreck."