Move Over, Batman: 22 Reasons Moms Are the Ultimate Superheros

And can still function like normal human beings.

Coffee is our recharge button.

And then we grow them in our bodies.

Ever felt like Spider-Man as you crawled out of your tot's room when they started stirring so they don't see you? Exactly.

In two seconds, flat.

As displayed when we hold our children on our hips for hours and hours and hours.

We can turn anything into a liquid that our kids will drink.

Well, actually we don't, but a little cold can't keep us down.

One single kiss can make any boo-boo disappear.

Even when we want to be weak.

Late for school? Need to get to the hospital fast? Watch us fly.

OK, so we actually have to use our hands, but we can turn a messy room into a clean room magically.

Three kids, three different activities, three hours. No problem.

We don't like to raise our voices, but when we do, watch out.

Especially if we see danger lurking.

We can hear sneezes while we sleep and detect lies when we're awake.

Even if we are freezing.

My child who doesn't like apples: "Mommy, do I like apples?"
Me: "Oh yes, honey. You love them!"
My child: "Yum, apples!"

We can be totally upset about something, take a minute in the bathroom, and come out like nothing ever happened.

From breast milk to dinner, every single night and day.

Unless of course it's daylight saving — even the best superhero can't fix that.

At least when it comes to our kids we are.