13 Mother's Day Getaway Ideas For Every Kind of Mom, Including a Nudist Resort!

Take mom to San Francisco in style with the Mom's Respite Package at Hotel Zoe, available May 1-31. The package includes your lovely room, two welcome drinks, breakfast for two (also with drinks), and two passes to both the Japanese Tea Gardens and the DeYoung Museum — two of some of the most beautiful spots in the city.

For the mom who loves the great outdoors, this might actually be her dream escape. If she's not the sleeping-on-the-ground type, I suggest a car like the GMC Sierra that makes it easy to pitch your tent straight in the vehicle and comes complete with a WiFi hotspot and power outlets to blow up the air mattress for you.

NYC is one of the best places to take a mom who needs to party, and a staying at the Refinery Hotel is a great choice. The hotel comes with a complimentary Mother's Day Lounge on May 13 for guests, complete with a mimosa bar, macaroons, live music, and hair and makeup stations by NOMI Beauty. Head up to the rooftop for cocktails, and see where the night takes you.

The Julia in Miami Beach is an adults-only boutique hotel perfect for getting a young mom away from the kids, or reconnecting your own mom to her inner (classy) Spring breaker. If you book a mother-daughter getaway, you'll receive an additional 3 percent off the hotel's already budget-friendly nightly rates, as well as complimentary WiFi.

Going to a nudist resort with your mom might seem weird to you — but if it sounds hilariously awesome, Hedonism II is for you. Located in Negril, Jamaica, Hedonism is a lot like a naughty Summer camp. The ganja is as easy to come by as the frequent beach parties. If you know a mom who needs some radical self-love, I can tell you from personal experience that going nude is one of the best ways to achieve some serious body acceptance.

Treat your mom to a trip to the Pacific Northwest at Suncadia Resort, located 80 miles outside of Seattle, on the sunny side of the Cascade Mountains. With the Spring Into Bloom package, you'll get overnight accommodations, as well as a $50 resort credit per day — perfect for treating mom to a spa treatment.

A short drive away from the magnificent Tikal, Uaxactún, and Yaxhá ruins in Guatemala, Las Lagunas Boutique Hotel offers a nature-inspired retreat perfect for moms and daughters to reconnect and bond with luxury . . . in the middle of the jungle. With 19 beautiful and spacious bungalow suites hovering over the Quexil Lagoon, Las Lagunas also offers guided tours to the ruins and through the jungle. Book the hotel's Like Mother, Like Daughter package for a facial or 60-minute massage, manicures and pedicures, and blow-dry for two.

The Grand Nashville offers a Mother's Day package that includes a deluxe guest room for two, early check-in, an in-room manicure, brunch for two, and complimentary valet parking. Wake up on Sunday, and meet for Mother's Day brunch on the hotel's 28th floor restaurant with stunning 360-degree views of the city.

Located right in Martha's Vineyard, Harbor View Hotel offers the Lighthouse Spa Package, which includes an hour-long massage and breakfast for two. The landscape is perfect for the mom who loves to hike, sail, bike, and shop in some very classy surroundings.

If you want a multigenerational spa getaway, The Casa Spa Harmony package at Sanctuary on Camelback Mountain Resort & Spa in Arizona includes accommodations in a choice of five stunning private estate homes, complete with plenty of room for moms, daughters, aunts, and grandmothers. The package includes a three-night stay, daily breakfast, and two 60-minute spa treatments per person at Sanctuary Spa, one of the world's top-rated spas.

For the mom who loves to unwind with some marijuana, a stay at a Bud and Breakfast makes for a truly relaxing vacation. Hosts might even include complementary weed with your stay in states where it's legal (special shout-out to B and B 420 in Denver, one of my favorites). It's going to be a Happy Mother's Day indeed.

I'll likely be taking my mom on a staycation this year at the Sheraton San Gabriel, right where I live in LA. Since it's affordable and close to my house, we can get spa treatments, and I can show her my favorite spots . . . without actually having her in my home space, unless I want her to be. Mother's Day: it's all about having the correct strategy.

This one is perfect for the mom who really needs to unplug (and maybe just wants a solo retreat where she can write, read, or meditate in peace). Getaway is a site with an interesting concept: tiny houses in the woods where guests are encouraged to place their phones in a "cellphone lockbox," and where, instead of a WiFi password, you get board games, books, and instructions for knot-tying and stargazing.

Getaway's custom-built cabins are clean, nice, and start at $100/night. Right now, their houses are within two hours of New York, Boston, and Washington, DC.