My Kid Can't Eat This
The Struggles of Feeding Kids Is Hilariously Captured Through This Instagram Account
You're making your kid their favorite meal in the entire world — likely the same meal they've eaten the last four nights in a row, to be honest — and when you finally put it in front of them, rather than expressing gratitude and delight, you are presented with a reason (or seven) as to why they can't eat it. The Instagram account My Kid Can't Eat This is an honest look into the minds of our children — what they deem edible and inedible — and a dose of comedy that will definitely add a few laughs to your feed.
1 "#MyKidCantEatThis because mommy peeled it and he wanted it peeled by daddy."
2 "#MyKidCantEatThis without sprinkles."
3 "#MyKidCantEatThis because I paid for it and it's not on my plate."
4 "#MyKidCantEatThis because it's in a new wrapper."
5 "My kid can't eat this because of the white strings of death are choking out his will to citrus. #MyKidCantEatThis"
6 "My kid can't eat this because there are no spoons that speak to him today and he doesn't want to use his hands."
7 "My kid can't eat this because all of the intact crackers have been contaminated by the broken cracker and we're out of Ritz."
8 "My kid can't eat this because it has ugly bumps and isn't a doughnut. #MyKidCantEatThis"
9 "#MyKidCantEatThis because apple skins are inedible, apparently."
10 "#MyKidCantEatThis because it was on her plate and not mine."
11 "#MyKidCantEatThis because of this single bell pepper."
12 "My kid can't eat this because I opened it half an inch. Sorry. #MyKidCantEatThis"
