Pregnancy Cards
21 Hilarious Cards to Send Your Pregnant Friends
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As soon as your friend tells you she's expecting, you'll want to send her a congratulatory card. And while you could stock up on the generic 10-pack from CVS, you may want to send something a bit more heartfelt and humorous. Whether the mom-to-be is a fan of dry wit or dirty jokes, these pregnancy cards are sure to make her baby bump jiggle from laughter.
The Perks of Pregnancy
Because moms-to-be need to be reminded of their ever-changing body ($4).
Breastmilk Wishes
Time to clink those baby bottles ($5).
MILF Mobile
You know you'll be begging for a ride ($5) at some point.
You Go Girl!
Every mom-to-be could use an extra confidence boost ($5).
Bun in the Oven
A classic expression gets a comical twist ($4).
Blue, Blue, Line
A simple and sweet way to state the obvious ($4).
State of Shock
There's nothing like a four-letter greeting ($5), right?
No Sleep Tonight
Remind her to relish the rest ($4) before the baby comes.
The New Normal
Better prepare her for a life of kid's menus ($4) and vinyl tablecloths.
A Pregnant Girl's Guide to Shopping
There's still time to get her these obnoxious gifts ($5).
Just Keep Swimming
This would be a great card for a dad-to-be ($4), too.
Small Sacrifice
Don't forget to add high heels to the list ($4).
I'll Have Another
Let's hope your friend's pregnancy doesn't damage your liver ($4).
Diaper Duty
If you're a real friend, you won't pull this move ($5).
Let Me See Your Mood Swing
Consider this card a warning ($4) for the dad-to-be.
Whoa, Mama!
Because a baby only adds to a woman's beauty ($6).
The Birds and the Bees
Clearly your friend doesn't just "go to sleep" ($5).
The Beginning of the End
We promise there's a sweet message ($5) inside.
A Nonalcoholic Toast
The perfect sentiment for your wine-loving friend ($4).
Ta Ta Tampons
Yet another amazing pregnancy perk ($4).
See You Soon
Don't worry. You're sure to see your friend ($5) before her child graduates high school.