Things Not to Say to Couples Trying to Conceive

It happened so quickly for me.

Aren't you lucky!

Source: NBC

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You don't look infertile

I'm sorry. Can you explain what that looks like?

Source: Bravo

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Don't worry. You're young!

I didn't realize worrying was limited to a specific age group.

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There's always IVF.

Yeah, once I win the lottery.

Source: NBC

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Maybe it's a sign.

Or maybe it's science.

Source: NBC

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Relax. The worrying won't help you get pregnant.

Is that so, doctor?

Source: FX

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At least it's fun to try.

Yes. Scheduling sex around my ovulation and basal body temperature is a real treat.

Source: Bravo

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You shouldn't have put your career before family.

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Who says I did?

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You're lucky you don't have kids.

That's not what I would consider lucky.

Source: NBC

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So hubby's shooting blanks?

Yes. Please. Let's discuss my husband's sperm.

Source: ABC

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If this is stressing you out, wait till you become a mom.

At least that'll be a stress I enjoy.

Source: NBC

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Maybe you missed your window.

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Because that's what every woman wants to hear.

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You can always adopt.

So you can throw other offensive comments my way?

Source: Warner Bros.

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Well are you trying?

Nope. I'm hoping for a Virgin Mary type of conception.

Source: Bravo

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It could be worse.

For you, maybe. But for me this totally sucks.

Source: Bravo

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