This Toddler's Mother's Day Card Called Out Her Mom's 1 True Love: Sleep

Let's just say toddlers should not be in charge of handling the Mother's Day cards and this is exactly why. When Charlotte, a hilariously candid 3 year old, was instructed to dictate her Mother's Day card, the real truth came out. In a series of fill-in-the-blank sentences, the little girl made it clear that her mom loves two things: sleep and wine.

Charlotte's dad posted the card on Reddit, writing, "wife got roasted by my 3yo," and hilarity ensued. While some little kids might've filled the spaces saying, "Mom is really good at 'making playdates,'" or "She likes to drink 'coffee,'" Charlotte cut through the bullsh*t and spoke on behalf of all moms — sleep isn't everything, it's the only thing.

Charlotte, are you sure you're not my child?