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Reasons Why Kids Are The Absolute Worst

This week on Whine About It... REASONS WHY KIDS ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST

Posted by Matt Bellassai on Wednesday, July 15, 2015

It's hard to imagine anything better than kids, right?

Well, for the vast majority of people who don't have them (and, let's be honest, a percentage of those who do), kids are really just the worst. Disagree? Let this drunk guy explain.

BuzzFeed's Matt Bellassai took on the topic for his weekly video series, Whine About It, in which he drinks bottles of wine at his desk and complains about random frustrations.

In this boozy stream-of-consciousness rant, he made his point clear: kids are mean, they're constantly sticky, they're wasteful, and they have no souls. OK, so that last one might be a wee bit extreme, but, seriously, what the hell is up with the fact that they get their own menu at restaurants – they can't even wipe their own butts and they get special mac and cheese? Who do they think they are?!

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