Popsugar Family Parenting Humor Things Moms Say Every Day Because I Said So — and Other Things Moms Say on Repeat December 13, 2014 by Denise Stirk View On One Page Photo 9 of 17 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 9 "I'm Going to Count to Three . . . " One, two, three and a half . . . Source: NBC Previous Next Start Slideshow Parenting HumorMotherhood