Popsugar Family Parenting Humor What Kids Say About Parents Private Parts Kids Say the Darnedest Things . . . About Their Parents' Private Parts July 28, 2017 by Rebecca Gruber View On One Page Photo 22 of 25 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 22 "In a public restroom — of course — my son asked, 'Mommy, why are you peeing out of your butt?'" Previous Next Start Slideshow Parenting Humor