"My 2-year-old kept yelling out something that sounded exactly like motherf*cker. He would just yell it out randomly in the car. Then one day we realized he was saying motorcycle." — Leanne M.
"My daughter calls Star Wars 'Star Wh*res.'" — Angela G.
"My little guy used to yell fire f*ck instead of fire truck." — Cathy M.
"When my son first got into Thomas the Tank Engine, he would get so excited to see the show on TV. But he couldn't pronounce Es and Rs, so Percy became p*ssy." — Andrea M.
"My 4-year-old says sk*nks for thanks! Bless his heart." — Kimberly J.
"My granddaughter couldn't say her Ss so we had a major problem when we went to Walmart. You know how they have the suckers at the front? As soon as we walked in the door she would start pointing at the registers and yelling sucker, but since she said Fs for her Ss . . . well, you can figure that one out on your own." – Peggy H.
"My niece until just recently pronounced conditioner as candy sh*tter." — Angel S.
"We have bilingual kids and they couldn't say 'pelota,' which is the word for ball. Instead they would say 'puta,' which is the word for wh*re. So going to the store and having your son melt down, screaming that all he wanted was for you [to] buy him a wh*re. [It] was a bit uncomfortable." — Elizabeth T.
"Fork was the word that made my blood run cold." — April M.
