20 Questions All Parents Have Asked Themselves at Some Point

As I write this, my daughter is eating a snack at the table. This has been the last three minutes of my life: "Honey, sit down. Please don't lean back in your chair. Can you put your legs down? Please stop getting up. Why are you half standing, half sitting? Will you please turn around in your chair? Sure, you can go to the bathroom . . ."

Seriously, when do we just decide "You know what? I'm gonna go to this chair and just sit?"