This woman will have you think that she eats a lot. She talks about food and posts recipes on Pinterest and Facebook to throw us off. She often posts pictures of shakes and smoothies and weird barrels of protein powder.
Yet despite all of this supposed beverage and protein consumption, she weighs a mere 85 pounds.
You will find this woman at happy hours drinking straight vodka because it has the least amount of calories, and she will order some sort of salad that she will pick at and move around. Another popular choice for the hungry mom is shrimp cocktail.
She is known to walk around schools or parks in spandex outfits that will just barely cover her breasts and vagina.
She is “gluten-free” or sometimes “dairy-free” or “vegan” or sometimes all of the above.
She claims that when she eats anything other than air or water she has HORRIBLE PAINS! in her intestines and bowels. She will share this information with any who dare to ask why she is so painfully thin.
Her skeletal body is annoying enough but the obsession with working out and dieting is enough to send me home crying straight to my pizza and red wine.
