13 Things I've Learned as a Soccer Mom

You know you should be providing granola bars and fruit for the kids at the end of the game, but when you do, half of it comes home with you. The next week, the snack mom brings two dozen doughnuts and 60 doughnut holes and they're gone in 10 seconds flat. There's a reason for that. Do yourself a favor and just get the doughnuts. It's what the kids really want.