Popsugar Family Parenting Humor What It's Like Taking Kids to Visit a Mall Santa The 18 Soul-Crushing Stages of Taking Your Kids to Visit the Mall Santa December 1, 2015 by Kate Schweitzer View On One Page Photo 13 of 18 ADVERTISEMENT () Start Slideshow Share This Link Copy ← Use Arrow Keys → 13 As they climb up on Santa's lap, you give the bearded man a knowing glance. "They're going to ask for a puppy and a trip to Disney World, but you know better than to provide them any specifics," you tell Mr. Claus with your mind. Previous Next Start Slideshow Parenting HumorHolidayFamily Self-CareGifs