The 7 Face-Palm-Worthy Ways Christmas Changes After Having Kids

You get out of bed – you don't really "wake up" because those two hours lying down didn't qualify as anything close to a REM cycle – to the sound of shrieking children. Even though they are clearly thrilled with their loot, their pointed thank yous to Santa, and Santa alone, make you vow never to put up with this bullsh*t again. Until next year.