First day drop-off with an attached child.
Ah, the child with separation anxiety. You feel for your baby, you really do, but you just want to drop them off and get the hell out of that germy kid room as fast as your legs can carry you — the legs that are being weighed down by a child with a vice-grip and tears streaming down their sweet little face. Give them a pep talk and book it out of there.
You deserve this more than anyone. 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷