The 12 Teachers You Meet on the First Day of School

This teacher is about to assault all of your inboxes — mail, email, voicemail — with any and every comment she has about your child. You'll get homework updates, a tally of how many times your kid uses the bathroom each day, and exactly what brand of paint was used to make those macaroni necklaces. Anything that can be communicated will be . . . relentlessly.