12 Times Dads Were Just Too Damn Good For This Earth

Ben Patterson had the best intentions when he agreed to watch his children while his wife clocked some girl time with her friends. But unfortunately for this dad, things didn't exactly go according to planned — and his son puked projectile-style all over the car. But rather than totally losing his cool, Ben decided to give his wife a very entertaining rundown of the situation via text, and we're eternally grateful.