13 Truths About Celebrating Halloween in The '90s That Now Seem Utterly Ridiculous

It wasn't exactly legal to have a shaving cream fight (probably because it always ended up in your eyes), but that never stopped you from stocking up on Barbasol the night of. The cashiers always gave you the side-eye because they knew what you were up to. And if you had a carton of eggs in your shopping cart, they might have even refused to sell you your contraband.
If you succeeded in the purchase and took the fight seriously, you used a cigarette lighter to burn the spout into a point so that you could spray from a good distance and not have to stand up close to someone. Seriously, where were our parents?