Screw "Merry and Bright" — the Holidays Are the F*cking Worst Time to Be a Parent

It's finally over. The kids are playing with their new toys, the grandparents are drinking their coffee, and your spouse is taking a nap. You should be sitting back enjoying the view, but all you can think about is the mess. Your mentally drained, physically exhausted, and have a whole day of cleaning ahead of you. Not to mention finding a space for all the new presents the kids got.