If Your Family Has More Nuts Than the Nutcracker, This Curse-Word Christmas Coloring Book Is For You

Let's be real here: Holiday dinners with the extended family can be stressful. Between the rapid-fire questions about my dating life, work life, and financial life, a few breathers here and there are undoubtedly necessary. Typically, I recede into a 30-minute Candy Crush session, but we all know that those five lives don't last nearly as long as they should, so what is one to do?! Enter: Edwina Mc Namee's curse-word Christmas coloring book for adults. Filled with 25 pages of hilariously sassy holiday designs, the "Festive as F*ck" book is the ultimate way to blow off steam.

From "Tinsel Tits," to "Merry Kiss-My-Ass," and just about everything in between, the designs are the ideal way to brighten up your family dinner, and turn to the tactic of our youth. Read on to purchase the $7 answer to our holiday woes, and when Aunt Susan starts asking too many questions, just present her with the "Bite Me" gingerbread cookie page.