You know what's sexy? Being newlyweds. You know what's not sexy? Being a newlywed who feels like she's going to throw up at all times, yet somehow has still gained 20 pounds in less than two months (I blame my super low-cal bridal diet, quickly followed by the "only French fries, cheeseburgers, and milkshakes won't make me puke" pregnancy diet). While you're just trying to find a position that feels comfortable, your spouse is wondering where that fun, affectionate woman from your honeymoon went.
