This Wine Bottle Pool Float From Amazon Was Made For Moms Who Love Their Cabernet

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Gigantic unicorn pool floats are cool and all, but I just discovered a pool accessory that caters to my one true love in life — wine, duh. While aimlessly scrolling through Amazon and simultaneously daydreaming about Summer, as one does in the wretched throes of Winter, I stumbled upon the wine bottle-shaped pool float of my damn dreams, and now I'm sitting here wondering why time travel isn't a thing because I need it to be Summer ASAP.

This inflatable raft is 7.5 feet long and looks comfortable (and Instagrammable) as heck. I may live in a tiny NYC apartment with no pool access, but you can bet your a** my chardonnay-loving self would schlep my way to a public pool just so I could use this thing. Read on to snag your own wine bottle pool float before it sells out on Amazon, and then keep browsing to see a few of the other alcohol-related raft options the internet has to offer. Hurry up, Summer!

Bottle of Wine Pool Raft

Bottle of Wine Pool Raft

This Bottle of Wine Pool Raft ($30) has us dreaming of Summer afternoons in the sun — with a real bottle nearby.

Rosé Wine Bottle Float

Rosé Wine Bottle Float

This millennial pink Rosé Wine Bottle Float ($30) was made for Instagramming.

Champagne Bottle Pool Float

Champagne Bottle Pool Float

Relaxing on this Champagne Bottle Pool Float ($50) will definitely get you in the mood for some bubbly.

Rosé Bottle Pool Float

Rosé Bottle Pool Float

Guys, this Rosé Bottle Pool Float ($25) even has little bubbles on it. How cute!

Rosé Floaté Raft

Rosé Floaté Raft

I may buy this Rosé Floaté Raft ($40) solely because the name is so genius.