Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday Gift Ideas
The 9 Most Ridiculous Items on Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday Gift List
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Consider it the holiday gift list to end all lists. Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Gift Guide has arrived, and it's every bit as over the top as we imagined. Still, there are a few pieces that had us really scratching our heads. From the exorbitantly expensive to the just plain confuzzling (a $2,000 safety pin earring, anyone?) we rounded up the nine fashion finds that seriously had us saying WTF. Plus, we added in a little of our own commentary, just for fun.
Anita Ko Gold Safety Pin Earring
What the caption says: "This single earring works perfectly with a simple stud in the opposite ear."
What it should say: "This single earring is so expensive, we decided to forgo its pair."
Shop it: Anita Ko Gold Safety Pin Earring ($1,995)
The Row Rina Fringed Cape
What the caption says: "A totally chic, wearable blanket."
What it should say: "We could wear our whole living room for less."
Shop it: The Row Rina Fringed Cape ($3,190)
ArtizanWork 3D Silhouette Charm
What the caption says: "The sort of thing you'll have forever."
What it should say: "The tiny, expensive charm you'll lose immediately."
Shop it: ArtizanWork 3D Silhouette Charm ($1,100)
Valentino Canvas Trolley
What the caption says: "Yeah right, but how cool is this?"
What it should say: "Luggage that's precious enough for its own first class seat."
Shop it: Valentino Canvas Trolley ($4,545)
Golden Goose Slide Sneakers
What the caption says: "14 yos know Golden Goose?"
What it should say: "14 yos don't know Golden Goose and don't care either."
Shop it: Golden Goose Slide Sneakers ($575)
Charlotte Olympia Kinky Clutch
What the caption says: "Kinky Indeed"
What it should say: "The clutch so luxe, you handcuffed it to yourself."
Shop it: Charlotte Olympia Kinky Clutch ($1,295)
Balenciaga Leather Biker Jacket
What the caption says: "Quite simply, the only leather jacket you'll ever need."
What it should say: "For the 1 percent who want to feel edgy."
Shop it: Balenciaga Leather Biker Jacket ($2,745)
Harry Winston 1.95 Carat Diamond Ring
What the caption says: "Be still our beating hearts."
What it should say: "The price tag may give you a heart attack."
Shop it: Harry Winston 1.95 Carat Diamond Ring (price on request)
Sarah Chloe For Goop Pinky Ring
What the caption says: "Tough, but nicely feminine too."
What it should say: "The indulgent solution when all of your other fingers are already adorned."
Shop it: Sarah Chloe For Goop Pinky Ring ($1,298)
