11 Attendees Who Would Get Turned Away at This Year's Met Gala

Cleavage, spikes, thigh-highs, chains, a dog collar — let us count the ways the event committee might take issue with Madonna's Givenchy haute couture ensemble. Fortunately for Madonna, we are well assured she couldn't care less what anyone thinks!

No tie, no service, Kanye.

Last year, Kate was ready to rock in Balmain. This year she'd be told to roll.

A crop top and sneakers? Not this year, Olivia and Jason (even if you are new parents).

Though few women would say "no" to this quarterback, Anna might do just that if Tom were to arrive in a blue suit jacket. The same could be said of the irresistible Gisele, who would certainly be going against the ball-gown theme in Anthony Vaccarello's chainmail mini.

Yes, it's Chanel. No, January wouldn't get past the gala's velvet rope.

The mullet of dressing! From the waist up, Jason Wu's design would earn the actress full admission, but for Jessica, it's all downhill from there.

Pajamas? For a white-tie affair? Go back to bed, Sofia and Marc.

Need we even explain what sort of issue Anna would take with Kristen's Stella McCartney jumpsuit?

We'll give Miranda credit — she was technically wearing a gown.

Joshua would have to swap both the color and style of his red tie if he wanted to make it past Anna's gate.