The Runway Is Like a Strip Club and Other Observations From a Fashion Week Virgin

I assumed that since the crowd is mostly made up of celebrities and professionals, everyone would politely file into their assigned seats and only move to a better spot right before the show. But no: as soon as people start filing in, they're jockeying for better seats and pouncing on any vacant spot in the hopes that someone won't show up. Also, when I sat down, there was a gift bag under my seat, but by the time the show was over, someone had snatched it. These people are animals!