The Runway Is Like a Strip Club and Other Observations From a Fashion Week Virgin

Though I hate to admit it, I love the way that clothes hang on tall, spindly models. In person, though, the catwalkers look REALLY tall and spindly. I did find myself admiring one model's thurves, aka thigh curves (I know it's a word because I made it up), thinking, "Now, she has nice legs!" — only to realize it was a man (Willam Belli, in the little blue number).