The 8 Most Ridiculous Fashion Pieces From Gwyneth Paltrow's Annual Gift Guide
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She's on to us. Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed the list for her annual gift guide, and there are plenty of things that we can't help but just sigh and say, "Oh, Gwyneth!" Like . . . a condom dispenser; yeah, that's in there. There's also a "conscious uncoupling" keytag, a cheeky shout-out to Gwyneth's divorce catchphrase.
Still, it's Gwyneth's "sorry not sorry" attitude that makes the annual Goop guide so fun! Read on for eight of this year's wildest fashion picks, along with our personal choices for captions.
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Venessa Arizaga Shaka Cuff Links
What the caption says: "Ha!"
What it should say: "To remind people you're really a surfer underneath that suit."
Shop it: Venessa Arizaga Shaka Cuff Links ($195)
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NLST Cashmere Sweater Set
What the caption says: "Sure you can wear these separately . . . but why would you want to?"
What it should say: "Netflix and chill will suddenly feel super fancy."
Shop it: NLST Cashmere Sweater Set ($995)
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The Row Stilton T-Shirt
What the caption says: "The essential not-so-plain white tee."
What it should say: "The expensive white tee that's still just a white tee."
Shop it: The Row Stilton T-Shirt ($280)
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Brigette Romanek Personalized Hoop Earrings
What the caption says: "Like the door-knockers of our youth, but better."
What it should say: "Now this is a statement earring."
Shop it: Brigette Romanek Personalized Hoop Earrings ($1,050)
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Live the Process Corset Unitard
What the caption says: "It's officially for working out, but just as great for lounging on the couch."
What it should say: "For people who never have to go to the bathroom."
Shop it: Live the Process Corset Unitard ($260)
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Saint Laurent Monogram Luggage
What the caption says: "How to please the frequent flyer in your life."
What it should say: "Luggage that costs more than everything you put inside."
Shop it: Saint Laurent Monogram Luggage ($3,990)
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Various Projects Conciously Uncoupled Keytag
What the caption says: "Wear your heart on your sleeve."
What it should say: "For when you're separated from your keys."
Shop it: Various Projects Consciously Uncoupled Keytag ($15)
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Smythson Jewelry Box
What the caption says: "Your own personal treasure chest."
What it should say: "A great way to store the jewelry you can no longer afford."
Shop it: Smythson Jewelry Box ($1,295)
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