26 Hilarious Fashion Gifts For the Girl Who's Anti-Valentine's Day

It's put quite simply on this Anywhere But Here Long Sleeve Tee ($45) — she'd rather be anywhere but here!

They'll hear your mantra loud and clear when you're swinging this Cecilia Ma 'Subtle' slogan faux leather clutch ($335).

These Kate Spade New York Foxy Lady No Show Sock Set ($21) will let her know that she doesn't need anyone besides her foxy self.

If you're not a sweetie pie, that's no problem. Tell it like it is with the Milly Salty Pouch ($45).

The Zara You Wish Jellyfish T-Shirt With Text ($18) doesn't just make you smile, it's also trendy.

We really can't think of any light fixture we'd rather position on our desk than this Urban Outfitters Ugh Neon Sign Table Lamp ($79).

The graphic print on this Nasty Gal Off You Fuck Tee ($15) is one the dudes can't un-see.

It's definitely OK to practice self love — and let everyone know you're doing so with the Witchsy Love Myself Pin by Weird Empire ($10).

The Dolce & Gabbana Millennials iPhone 7 Phone Case ($195) will make you smile and say, "OK . . . maybe just WiFi."

This society6 Fuck This Shit Throw Blanket ($60) will keep you cozier than any SO.

If she's got a "black heart," gift her the Jennifer Fisher Mini Gold Border Enamel Heart Bracelet ($350) with a black pendant instead of one in red or pink.

Let 'em know what's up with this decidedly blunt Nasaseasons I Came To Break Hearts embroidered baseball cap ($74).

The Urban Outfitters Rainbow Embroidered Phrase Tee ($30) is a nice way to shut anyone down.

Well, the Daydreamer Heartbreaker Oversized Denim Jacket ($295) gives them fair warning.

The Express One Eleven Boss Lady Oversized Sweatshirt ($70) isn't subtle, and will go with everything from your favorite denim to track pants.

Less of a "date night" gal? Let them know with the ban.do Party Animal Bomber Jacket ($98).

The Anti-Valentine's Day Card ($4) will help you drop by to send a little note to your "loved ones."

The Rebecca Minkoff Edie Leather Belt Bag ($198) comes in a Valentine's Day color palette, sure, the fanny pack style makes it super trendy.

This Zara Block Color Text Print Sweatshirt ($36) pretty much says, "Sorry, I'm all booked. Buh-bye."

She doesn't need your heart. She's already got plenty of them on her Kate Spade New York Heart It Franny Crossbody ($218).

Decompress and put your evening to good use with this anese Bless This Mess Soothing Body & Hair Elixir ($26).

The Erica Weiner Dagger Necklace ($105) looks sharp from afar, and just a little brutal up close. Perfect.

Pin this ban.do Flair Pin, Fries Before Guys ($10) onto your denim jacket or purse.

This Asos LOUNGE Banana Caution Sweat Dress ($17, originally $35) is sort of the opposite of sexy, and that's exactly why we like it so much.

Behold: the Cecilia Ma 'I Am Drinking Because Your Are Boring' acrylic box clutch ($220), aka the number one item on our wish list right now.

This Max&Co Girl Gang Denim Jacket ($133, originally $297) will let everyone know that her girl gang is always her #1.