26 Hilarious Fashion Gifts For the Girl Who's Anti-Valentine's Day
No one can hate on you for being that chick who's so anti-Valentine's Day when you're showing it in the most stylish way. From quirky shirts like, "Full Schedule" to kitschy graphic-print tees, some of our favorite labels offer need-now pieces for all you non-romantics.
Broken hearts and don't-mess-with-me slogans cover these items, and you'll want to stock up now, whether you're shopping for yourself or your BFF. In fact, some of these designs are so hilarious, we bet even those with SOs will find something here that they need. Read on to shop in total preparation to Netflix and chill . . . by yourself.
— Additional reporting by Alex Schudy
The Ragged Priest Anywhere But Here Long Sleeve Tee
It's put quite simply on this Anywhere But Here Long Sleeve Tee ($45) — she'd rather be anywhere but here!
Cecilia Ma Subtle Slogan Faux Leather Clutch
They'll hear your mantra loud and clear when you're swinging this Cecilia Ma 'Subtle' slogan faux leather clutch ($335).
Kate Spade New York Foxy Lady No Show Sock Set
These Kate Spade New York Foxy Lady No Show Sock Set ($21) will let her know that she doesn't need anyone besides her foxy self.
Milly Salty Pouch
If you're not a sweetie pie, that's no problem. Tell it like it is with the Milly Salty Pouch ($45).
Zara You Wish Jellyfish T-Shirt With Text
The Zara You Wish Jellyfish T-Shirt With Text ($18) doesn't just make you smile, it's also trendy.
Urban Outfitters Ugh Neon Sign Table Lamp
We really can't think of any light fixture we'd rather position on our desk than this Urban Outfitters Ugh Neon Sign Table Lamp ($79).
Nasty Gal Off You Fuck Tee
The graphic print on this Nasty Gal Off You Fuck Tee ($15) is one the dudes can't un-see.
Witchsy Love Myself Pin by Weird Empire
It's definitely OK to practice self love — and let everyone know you're doing so with the Witchsy Love Myself Pin by Weird Empire ($10).
Dolce & Gabbana Millennials iPhone 7 Phone Case
The Dolce & Gabbana Millennials iPhone 7 Phone Case ($195) will make you smile and say, "OK . . . maybe just WiFi."
Nasty Gal Fuck That Guy Blanket
This society6 Fuck This Shit Throw Blanket ($60) will keep you cozier than any SO.
Jennifer Fisher Mini Gold Border Enamel Heart Bracelet
If she's got a "black heart," gift her the Jennifer Fisher Mini Gold Border Enamel Heart Bracelet ($350) with a black pendant instead of one in red or pink.
Nasaseasons I Came To Break Hearts Embroidered Baseball Cap
Let 'em know what's up with this decidedly blunt Nasaseasons I Came To Break Hearts embroidered baseball cap ($74).
Urban Outfitters Rainbow Embroidered Phrase Tee
The Urban Outfitters Rainbow Embroidered Phrase Tee ($30) is a nice way to shut anyone down.
Daydreamer Heartbreaker Oversized Denim Jacket
Well, the Daydreamer Heartbreaker Oversized Denim Jacket ($295) gives them fair warning.
Express One Eleven Boss Lady Oversized Sweatshirt
The Express One Eleven Boss Lady Oversized Sweatshirt ($70) isn't subtle, and will go with everything from your favorite denim to track pants.
ban.do Party Animal Bomber Jacket
Less of a "date night" gal? Let them know with the ban.do Party Animal Bomber Jacket ($98).
Anti-Valentine's Day Card
The Anti-Valentine's Day Card ($4) will help you drop by to send a little note to your "loved ones."
Rebecca Minkoff Edie Leather Belt Bag
The Rebecca Minkoff Edie Leather Belt Bag ($198) comes in a Valentine's Day color palette, sure, the fanny pack style makes it super trendy.
Zara Block Color Text Print Sweatshirt
This Zara Block Color Text Print Sweatshirt ($36) pretty much says, "Sorry, I'm all booked. Buh-bye."
Kate Spade New York Heart It Franny Crossbody
She doesn't need your heart. She's already got plenty of them on her Kate Spade New York Heart It Franny Crossbody ($218).
Anese Bless This Mess Soothing Body & Hair Elixir
Decompress and put your evening to good use with this anese Bless This Mess Soothing Body & Hair Elixir ($26).
Erica Weiner Dagger Necklace
The Erica Weiner Dagger Necklace ($105) looks sharp from afar, and just a little brutal up close. Perfect.
Ban.Do Flair Pin
Pin this ban.do Flair Pin, Fries Before Guys ($10) onto your denim jacket or purse.
Asos Lounge Banana Caution Sweat Dress
This Asos LOUNGE Banana Caution Sweat Dress ($17, originally $35) is sort of the opposite of sexy, and that's exactly why we like it so much.
Cecilia Ma Acrylic Box Clutch
Behold: the Cecilia Ma 'I Am Drinking Because Your Are Boring' acrylic box clutch ($220), aka the number one item on our wish list right now.
Max&Co Girl Gang Denim Jacket
This Max&Co Girl Gang Denim Jacket ($133, originally $297) will let everyone know that her girl gang is always her #1.