Thursday, I go for extremes and pair the UGG Blanche Robe in Port Heather ($98), aka the softest thing I've ever worn, with the four-inch, death-defying Chrissy Teigen by Raye Como Stiletto Boots ($268). I feel like I need to amp up the sex appeal because I notice that all this sitting around in ill-fitting bathrobes has resulted in me gaining two pounds. I need to remind myself that there's an actual human body burrowed beneath all this terry cloth.
Although I trip more often than not, Thursday is perhaps the coziest day of the week. The UGG bathrobe is sort of like the brand's ubiquitous warm, fuzzy boots, except it covers my whole entire fine self. I would wear it every day of my life, even though a bartender doesn't let me into cocktail hour because I don't meet the "dress code."
