How can you tell if somebody's a juicer? They'll tell you . . . a lot. This hilarious video by Pressed Juicery stars Candidly Nicole's Erin Foster as a typical juice cleanser, and the things she says are painfully accurate. From completely absurd statements like "There are like 29 pounds of produce in every juice" to the ultrarelatable ones like "I'm not usually this b*tchy, I'm just cleansing," you'll find yourself laughing along with Foster's good-natured lampoon of juice enthusiasts everywhere. Next time you sip on your favorite kale, parsley, and ginger concoction, think about this video — it might stop you from lecturing an innocent noncleanser about their deliciously fragrant hamburger lunch!