Cookie Dough Marshmallow Fluff Exists, and We'll Take 100 Jars, Please

The Cookie Dough Marshmallow Whipped Fluff ($9) is made with real ingredients like brown sugar, eggs, butter, and chocolate chips, and it'll last you about eight weeks — that is, if you don't eat it all in one sitting.

Toasted Mallow's Smore-Licious Marshmallow Whipped Fluff ($9) is a triple whammy with s'mores, cookie dough, and marshmallows in one jar. It's a heavenly combination of graham-cracker-flavored cookie dough, chocolate chips, and vanilla bean marshmallow fluff.

Would it really be a 2017-approved dessert if there weren't a pumpkin spice option? We'd totally add the Pumpkin Spice Marshmallow Whipped Fluff ($8) to a slice of pumpkin pie or a homemade pumpkin spice latte. And yes, there's a pumpkin spice flavor with cookie dough, too.