Ranch-Flavored Floss and 16 More Totally Necessary Gifts For Ranch Dressing Connoisseurs

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For some, ranch dressing isn't just a condiment — it's a freakin' way of life. The creamy, flavorful dressing has a way of adding the perfect zesty touch to fresh vegetables, french fries, or basically anything edible on the face of the planet. To further fuel your ranch obsession, we scoured the internet to find the best gifts for the most passionate ranch dressing aficionados out there. And if the items below aren't extra enough for your liking, may we suggest Hidden Valley's absurd yet hysterical ranch dressing-filled keg?

Ranch Sweatshirt

Ranch Sweatshirt

Let your ranch-loving BFF show off their pride for the best condiment on earth with this crewneck Ranch Sweatshirt ($40).

"There's a Chance This Is Ranch" Flask

"There's a Chance This Is Ranch" Flask

If you're gonna store your alcohol in a flask, it might as well be this "There's a Chance This Is Ranch" Flask ($27), am I right?

Ranch Dressing Earrings

Ranch Dressing Earrings

There's no denying that these Ranch Dressing Earrings ($20) would be the perfect conversation starter.

"Peace Love Ranch" Tote Bag

"Peace Love Ranch" Tote Bag

I can totally see my ranch-crazed pal using this "Peace Love Ranch" Tote Bag ($25) for her next beach trip.

Ranch Dressing Mug

Ranch Dressing Mug

This Ranch Dressing Mug ($14) will make you forget all about coffee.

Ranch Heart Charm Necklace

Ranch Heart Charm Necklace

This engraved Ranch Heart Charm Necklace ($44) shows off your ranch devotion in the classiest of ways.

"Peace Love Ranch" Phone Case

"Peace Love Ranch" Phone Case

This "Peace Love Ranch" Phone Case ($30) puts your love for salad dressing on full display.

Ranch Dressing Sticker

Ranch Dressing Sticker

We'd happily put this Ranch Dressing Sticker ($3) on our phones, laptops, or literally any other acceptable surface.

Ranch-Flavored Dental Floss

Ranch-Flavored Dental Floss

Well, we never knew Ranch-Flavored Dental Floss ($8) existed, but it looks like the perfect white elephant gift!

"Everything Tastes Better With Ranch" Apron

"Everything Tastes Better With Ranch" Apron

This "Everything Tastes Better With Ranch" Apron ($21) truly says it all.

Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing To-Go Cups

Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing To-Go Cups

These Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing To-Go Cups ($4) will keep your BFF's ranch cravings satisfied at all times.

"I Put Ranch on My Ranch" T-Shirt

"I Put Ranch on My Ranch" T-Shirt

If your friend practically has ranch dressing running through their veins, this "I Put Ranch on My Ranch" T-Shirt ($9-$15) is just what they need.

"If You Can Read This Bring Me Ranch" Socks

"If You Can Read This Bring Me Ranch" Socks

OK seriously, how epic are these "If You Can Read This Bring Me Ranch" Socks ($12)?!

Ranch-Flavored Mints

Ranch-Flavored Mints

Admit it: you're super curious what these Ranch-Flavored Mints ($4) actually taste like.

"There's a Chance This Is Ranch" Water Bottle

"There's a Chance This Is Ranch" Water Bottle

Oh hello, there new favorite water bottle. This "There's a Chance This Is Ranch" Water Bottle ($24) is a must-have for ranch-obsessed friends who frequent the gym.