12 Sour Patch Kids Gifts For Anyone Looking to Take Their Obsession to the Next Level

Sour Patch Kids are rough, scratchy, and altogether would feel terrible to nap on. This Sour Patch Kids Throw Pillow ($19), on the other hand, looks very soft.

Similarly, walking on actual Sour Patch Kids sounds like a nightmare. (Who would ruin perfectly delicious candies like that, anyway?) These Sour Patch Kids Socks ($13) will be much friendlier to the pad of your delicate feet.

You could get a tiny portion of Sour Patch Kids at the movie theater for $4, or you could spend the same amount and smuggle in this Giant Bag of Sour Patch Kids ($4).

Declare your love for your favorite candy with this Sour Patch Kids Bow ($10), which comes in two colors!

This Sour Patch Kids Tank Top ($23) is hilarious . . . especially for someone who already has children.

This Giant Bag of Sour Patch Watermelon ($5) is the perfect gift for that person who recognizes watermelon as the one, true, superior Sour Patch flavor.

Sour Patch Kids Emergency Stash ($20 and up) is a funny gag-gift, but let's be honest, that sucker is getting broken into within 24 hours.

Parents know that this Sour Patch Kids Onesie ($12, originally $14) applies to literally every baby ever born.

This may sound counter-intuitive, but if you want to curb your Sour Patch intake, go for the Individually Wrapped Sour Patch Kids ($22). There are 240 pieces, but you'll have to unwrap each and every one.

For that friend who wants to salivate every time they take notes, pick up the Sour Patch Kids Notebook ($6).

Is your friend a lover of sour candy and fine art? They'll be all over this "SPK" Canvas Print ($48). So cultured.

Finally, glittery Sour Patch Kids Pins ($4 per pin) are at once subtle, stylish, and surly.