I Tried the New Brach's Turkey Dinner Candy Corn and (Barely) Lived to Tell the Tale

As previously mentioned, I'm starting off this deep dive with the least offensive flavor: cranberry sauce. It reminded me of a raspberry White Claw, and I actually snacked on a few additional pieces because I genuinely didn't mind the fruity taste. Reach for the red ones if you need a mid-taste-test cleanse.