These Schitt's Creek Cheese Boards Are Perfect For Serving, Not Folding

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How could we forget that iconic "fold in the cheese" scene with David and Moira on Schitt's Creek? Now, you can keep the joke going at your next cocktail party (or just while making dinner) with these adorable and hilarious Schitt's Creek cutting boards. Next time you're serving hors d'oeuvres, you can support the Rose Apothecary, celebrate some of the show's best quotes, and of course, get "A Little Bit Alexis" stuck in your head. We rounded up 17 that we think you'll love — whether you plan to gift it to a fellow fan or display it in your own kitchen. No enchiladas required. Keep reading to shop them all!

Schitt's Creek Charcuterie Board
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Schitt's Creek Charcuterie Board

Paddle-style cheese boards allow everyone to grab a bite to eat. This Schitt's Creek Charcuterie Board ($29) features the full quote — to be discovered once you finish your Insta-worthy charcuterie assembly, of course.

Rose Apothecary Bamboo Cutting Board
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Rose Apothecary Bamboo Cutting Board

This Rose Apothecary Bamboo Cutting Board ($11) is classy enough to be found at David's store. We love the corner logo, the font, and the sustainable bamboo board.

Small Fold In the Cheese Bamboo Schitt's Creek Moira Rose Cutting Board
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Small Fold In the Cheese Bamboo Schitt's Creek Moira Rose Cutting Board

The sass on this Small Fold In the Cheese Bamboo Schitt's Creek Moira Rose Cutting Board ($10) is perfect for setting the tone for your next soirée.

A Little Bit Alexis Bamboo Cutting Board
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A Little Bit Alexis Bamboo Cutting Board

With this A Little Bit Alexis Bamboo Cutting Board ($23), you can immortalize one of the best songs in the series.

Wine, Not the Label Custom Schitt's Creek Cutting Board
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Wine, Not the Label Custom Schitt's Creek Cutting Board

This quote represents a big moment for David, and for representation on TV. Celebrate it and inclusivity with this Wine, Not the Label Custom Schitt's Creek Cutting Board ($25).

You Just Fold It In Glass Cutting Board
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You Just Fold It In Glass Cutting Board

Looking for something a little different from the traditional wood cutting board? Get fancy with this You Just Fold It In Glass Cutting Board ($34, originally $49).

David Rose If You Say Fold In the Cheese Bamboo Cheese Board
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David Rose If You Say Fold In the Cheese Bamboo Cheese Board

This David Rose If You Say Fold In the Cheese Bamboo Cheese Board ($26) is perfect for when you're cooking with your parents.

Schitt's Creek Cutting Board — Choice of Quotes
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Schitt's Creek Cutting Board — Choice of Quotes

Capture some of your favorite quotes from the show with one of these two boards (or both)! Each Schitt's Creek Cutting Board — Choice of Quotes ($8) comes in two sizes — small or medium — so you can choose the size and quote that fits your charcuterie vibe best.

Schitt's Creek Slate Cheese Board
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Schitt's Creek Slate Cheese Board

This classy Schitt's Creek Slate Cheese Board ($27) comes in four different quotes: "Ew, David," "Fold In the Cheese," "Warmest Regards," and "Simply the Best." If you can't pick your favorite (and really, who could?), we suggest mixing and matching.

Schitt's Creek Cutting Board Gift Set With Metal Spreaders
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Schitt's Creek Cutting Board Gift Set With Metal Spreaders

This Schitt's Creek Cutting Board Gift Set With Metal Spreaders ($20) perfectly captures Moira Rose.

Schitt's Creek Bamboo Cutting Board — What Does Burning Smell Like?
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Schitt's Creek Bamboo Cutting Board — What Does Burning Smell Like?

The quote on this Schitt's Creek Bamboo Cutting Board — What Does Burning Smell Like? ($31) is too funny, and might strike close to home for newer home chefs. Thankfully, you'll be serving charcuterie on it, so no cooking required.

Schitt's Creek David Rose Bamboo Cutting Board
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Schitt's Creek David Rose Bamboo Cutting Board

There's a lot of attitude captured on this Schitt's Creek David Rose Bamboo Cutting Board ($23), and we're here for it.

I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People Right Now — Bamboo Cutting Board
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I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People Right Now — Bamboo Cutting Board

This I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect With People Right Now — Bamboo Cutting Board ($31) is perfect for a solo wine-and-cheese night in.

Schitt's Creek Cutting Board
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Schitt's Creek Cutting Board

This Schitt's Creek Cutting Board ($13) features the whole Rose family.

Fold In the Cheese Cutting Board

Fold In the Cheese Cutting Board

The wood engraving on this Fold In the Cheese Cutting Board ($30) is gorgeous and even makes a TV quote look fancy. It's made from bamboo, so you can feel proud to buy this sustainable material, and it's the perfect size for a smaller gathering.