Even Gwyneth Paltrow Admits These 7 Goop Gift Guide Home Picks Are "Ridiculous"

By Maggie Winterfeldt
Jay Jeffers
Jay Jeffers
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The Goop Gift Guide is notorious for it's outrageous (and outrageously priced gifts), but even creator Gwyneth Paltrow can poke fun at the most over-the-top items. Case in point: her "ridiculous, but awesome" gift guide. If you like to live large and fill your home with grand decor — or if you just want a good laugh — check out the best comically extravagant decor items ahead.

How much is the convenience of a zero-maintenance living wall worth to you? Gwyneth doesn't have time for watering plants, and if you have $599 to spend on this Luludi Living Art, neither should you! It features dried out moss, so you never have to care for it.

We appreciate the beauty of this March Polished Brass Menorah, but we can't palette the $2,500 price tag. Gwyneth, however, feels otherwise.

If you think your $100 vacuum does a good job cleaning the floor, imagine what the $1,000

Dyson 360 Eye can do! With twice the suction of any other robot vacuum, this Goop pick will leave your floors as sparkling clean as Gwyneth's.

Keep the rain away from your blowout in high style. Gwyneth loves this Alexander McQueen Black Skull Large Umbrella ($510).

Your flowers deserve better than to be displayed in that glass vase that came free with those flowers your mom sent you on your last birthday. Goop suggests you upgrade your display with this Jeff Koons Split Rocker Vase ($5,000).

Toss that tired old tent from your Girl Scout days and glamp in Gwyneth style with this Groovyyurts 20' Yurt ($8,300).

You could just buy a banana at the grocery store for a buck, but wouldn't you prefer a porcelain version that will never go bad? Gwyneth would. She suggests Jay Jeffers's quirky Limoges Banana Box ($395).