19 Schitt's Creek Kitchen Items From Etsy, Because We Can Never Get Enough

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Why have a regular kitchen when you can have a kitchen that's filled with Schitt's Creek items?! From cutting and cheese boards to mugs and kitchen towels, our kitchen is beginning to look more like a room at the Rosebud Motel, and we're more than fine with that. But to use Moira's vocabulary, we would simply be disconsolate without more aprons, spoons, fridge magnets, oven mitts, and other kitchen items to make us laugh as we stressfully guess how to fold in the cheese. Etsy is full of adorable Schitt's Creek kitchen products at a variety of prices, so keep reading to shop 19 of our favorite ones. Love that journey for you!

Fold in the Cheese Apron
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Fold in the Cheese Apron

This Fold in the Cheese Apron ($26) alludes to one of the funniest scenes in Schitt's Creek.

Schitt's Creek Coasters
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Schitt's Creek Coasters

Need a place to put your wine glass while watching this hilarious show? Some of the best quotes are on these Schitt's Creek Coasters ($10).

Schitt's Creek Koozies
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Schitt's Creek Koozies

You can personalize the color and quote on these Schitt's Creek Koozies ($4).

Nom Nom For Us David Schitt's Creek Pot Holders
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Nom Nom For Us David Schitt's Creek Pot Holders

Excited to nom nom on your dinner cooking in the oven? Don't forget to use these Nom Nom For Us David Schitt's Creek Pot Holders ($18).

David Rose Eat Glass Refrigerator Magnet
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David Rose Eat Glass Refrigerator Magnet

We can't wait to put this David Rose Eat Glass Refrigerator Magnet ($8) on our fridge.

Schitt's Creek Wine Labels
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Schitt's Creek Wine Labels

Drinking wine is even more fun with these Schitt's Creek Wine Labels ($10).

Rose Apothecary Cooking Apron
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Rose Apothecary Cooking Apron

You can avoid spilling on yourself with this cute Rose Apothecary Cooking Apron ($26). You'll feel like you're working alongside David and Patrick, too!

Schitt's Creek Fold in the Cheese Baking Pan
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Schitt's Creek Fold in the Cheese Baking Pan

Making some of Moira's enchiladas? This Schitt's Creek Fold in the Cheese Baking Pan ($29) is perfect for that.

I'm Very Uninterested in That Opinion Wine Tumbler
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I'm Very Uninterested in That Opinion Wine Tumbler

You can't be uninterested in this I'm Very Uninterested in That Opinion Wine Tumbler ($22).

Fold in the Cheese Enamel Bowl
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Fold in the Cheese Enamel Bowl

Need a container for folding in cheese? Check out this Fold in the Cheese Enamel Bowl ($32).

Schitt's Creek Cafe Tropical Oven Mitt
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Schitt's Creek Cafe Tropical Oven Mitt

This Schitt's Creek Cafe Tropical Oven Mitt ($6) is always fresh and always good.

Schitt's Creek Quote Silicon Spatulas
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Schitt's Creek Quote Silicon Spatulas

A cute Schitt's Creek-themed kitchen set wouldn't be complete without these Schitt's Creek Quote Silicon Spatulas ($15).

Schitt's Creek Notepad
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Schitt's Creek Notepad

Ever find yourself realizing all the groceries you need while making lunch? Add this magnetic Schitt's Creek Notepad ($10) to your fridge, and you won't feel as schitt-y!

Schitt's Creek Cupcake Toppers
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Schitt's Creek Cupcake Toppers

These Schitt's Creek Cupcake Toppers ($11) will make celebrations even more fun.

Schitt's Creek-Inspired Magnets
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Schitt's Creek-Inspired Magnets

Decorating your fridge with these Schitt's Creek-Inspired Magnets ($3) will make your kitchen space extra fun, and we love that journey for you.

What Does Burning Smell Like Apron
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What Does Burning Smell Like Apron

This What Does Burning Smell Like Apron ($15) brings humor to the kitchen. Hopefully you'll never have to ask yourself this question, though!

Schitt's Creek Spoons
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Schitt's Creek Spoons

For more "fold in the cheese" fun, check out these handmade Schitt's Creek Spoons ($30).