18 Things Your Latino Dad Probably Said to You Today

Our Latino dads are notorious for saying the darnedest things . . . all of the time. Whether they are screaming at us or joking around, their words just carry a weight no one else's can.

My dad, for example, isn't a man of many words, but when he scolded me for something when I was growing up, I could feel goosebumps up my spine, because I knew it was serious. And the amount of times his answer to me would be to just go ask my mom was actually hilarious. If that sounds familiar, keep scrolling to find even more things your Latino dad says over and over again, sometimes on the same day.

01
Ask your mom.
Fox

Ask your mom.

02
Did you ask your mom already?
20th Century Studios

Did you ask your mom already?

03
Respect your mother!
Warner Bros.

Respect your mother!

04
You aren't going anywhere.
Fox

You aren't going anywhere.

05
Allowance, what allowance?
Warner Bros.

Allowance, what allowance?

06
It's easy to just ask for money.
HBO

It's easy to just ask for money.

08
Do you pay rent? No, OK!
FX

Do you pay rent? No, OK!

09
Your only responsibility is school.
CBS

Your only responsibility is school.

10
You aren't crying tears of blood.
Giphy

You aren't crying tears of blood.

11
Do you pay bills?
CBS

Do you pay bills?

12
What's that music you are listening to?
Giphy

What's that music you are listening to?

13
Don't close the door, you don't pay rent here.
USA

Don't close the door, you don't pay rent here.

15
When I was your age . . .
Universal Pictures

When I was your age . . .

16
You know your mom is crazy.
IFC

You know your mom is crazy.

17
You aren't anything like me.
ABC

You aren't anything like me.

18
I'm tough on you because I love you.
New Line Cinema

I'm tough on you because I love you.