Good Things About Not Having Kids
21 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Than Having a Baby Right Now
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I love kids. OK, I love some kids. All right, if I'm being honest, I am obsessed with my niece and nephew, and I find most other children cute in photos . . . tolerable in person. Hey, I have nothing against moms — like my own; she's awesome! Hi, Mom — I just don't want to be one. For now, anyway. So for those who feel the same way, and for those inquiring minds who (god bless 'em) just can't get why I don't feel the urge to procreate: why am I not having babies? Because I'm too busy doing these things.
1 Taking a bubble bath.
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2 Reading.
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3 Sleeping in.
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4 Having sex.
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5 Drinking.
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6 Going on romantic vacations.
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7 Eating pizza for multiple days in a row.
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8 Spending all weekend on the couch.
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9 Getting Sunday brunch with my best friends.
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10 Going on fun work trips.
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11 Doing Disneyland HARDCORE. No breaks.
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12 Shopping.
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13 Did I mention reading?
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14 Going to happy hour.
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15 Having a peaceful morning to myself.
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16 Traveling the world.
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17 Dancing naked in my apartment.
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18 Going to the movies.
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19 Watching my favorite guilty pleasure TV shows like The Bachelor.
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20 Spending a quiet night in.
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21 Just, generally, doing whatever the hell I want.
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