You'd have to live under a rock to not know what sweeps into California's Coachella Valley for two music-filled weekends in April. But do you know about the other music festival that takes place in Palm Desert? For music fans who wear boots instead of Birkenstocks and cowboy hats instead of flower crowns, Stagecoach Music Festival (April 28-30) is much more your scene. And if you're looking for love (or just a festival fling) at the country music fest, I'm here to help you out with a breakdown of the types of guys you'll meet there — or at any country concert, really. Here's what to look out for — the good, the bad, and the WTF.