Guys You Meet at Stagecoach Country Music Festival

1 The Legitimate, "Fresh Off the Farm" Cowboy

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One look at this guy and his well-worn boots tells you this ain't his first rodeo . . . literally.

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2 The Beach Bodybuilder

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Flip-flops? Check. Board shorts? Check. Ripped body? Check.

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3 The Coachella Straggler

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Coachella was last week.

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4 The Patriotic Bro

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The more red, white, and blue, the better. And you can bet your star-spangled banner he'll be drinking a Bud Light.

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Patriotic bro: Exhibit B.

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5 The Speedo-Wearing Hot Shot

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We get it — you have a nice body. Now put some pants on.

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OK, fine, keep your pants off.

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6 The Frat Guy

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Sorry, dude, but you're not at a football game; leave the body paint at home.

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7 The Lumbersexual

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Look for the beard and suspenders.

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8 The Instagram-Ready Model

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He looks so put together, you're pretty sure he was hired by American Apparel.

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9 The Guy Who Might Be a Serial Killer

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I'm scared.

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10 The Guy Who Literally Leaves You Speechless

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At first you're all, "Ew." And then you're like, "On second thought . . ."

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11 The Guy Who Thinks He's Hot Enough to Pull Off Overalls

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Spoiler alert: he's not.

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12 The Two-Stepper

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He spends the entire festival on the dance floor — and if he's good, it's pretty hot, we're not gonna lie.

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13 The Guy in the Big-Ass Hat

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Look at me, look at me.

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14 The Creepster

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Save the creepy costumes for Halloween, and even then, don't expect it to win over the ladies.

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15 The Superhot Friends Who Everyone Asks to Take Photos Of

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There's always a group of guys who pull off their sexy cowboy look so well they show up in everyone's Instagram pics. #saveahorserideacowboy

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16 The Southern Boys

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Baseball caps and camo tanks are a given. Pickup line to use: is that a rifle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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17 The Serious Music Fan

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He actually cares about the music more than hooking up or having the most outlandish outfit — crazy, huh? You can find him in the tiny tents listening to the up-and-coming bands or pushing his way to the front of the crowds to hear his favorite song.

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18 The Celebrity

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There's always at least one (hey, this isn't Coachella).

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